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kinkyllama wrote:BMI doesnt consider you work out... it said my friends BMI was like 30.. but he works out everyday
Exactly. According to that thing on the web page, my BMI is 35, but my physical therapist (after my back surgery) said I have more muscle than just about anyone he has seen, so it is definately not accurate for muscular people.
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:
kinkyllama wrote:BMI doesnt consider you work out... it said my friends BMI was like 30.. but he works out everyday
Exactly. According to that thing on the web page, my BMI is 35, but my physical therapist (after my back surgery) said I have more muscle than just about anyone he has seen, so it is definately not accurate for muscular people.
yeah it said I'm a 31. I'm big boned dammit :-D
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It said I'm 21 :roll: And I am an athlete...
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AcingTeam wrote:It said I'm 21 :roll: And I am an athlete...
Are you a large muscled weight lifter type, or a thin runner type of athlete? That makes a big difference.
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:
AcingTeam wrote:It said I'm 21 :roll: And I am an athlete...
Are you a large muscled weight lifter type, or a thin runner type of athlete? That makes a big difference.
Thin runner (tennis player) type of athlete lol
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Normal:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, November 27, 2059
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, October 27, 2036
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Sadistic:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, November 27, 2022
36

Optimistic:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, January 22, 2073
87

shit son, i'll be happy 65-70... we won't have Social Security anyways... so i don't wanna live forever.
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i'm 19 and pudgy
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AcingTeam wrote:
TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:
AcingTeam wrote:It said I'm 21 :roll: And I am an athlete...
Are you a large muscled weight lifter type, or a thin runner type of athlete? That makes a big difference.
Thin runner (tennis player) type of athlete lol
The opposite of me. :)
That's why you'll probably live longer than me. LOL
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Saturday, April 26, 2031

Guess I should get as much done as I can now.

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Bill Gates goes to hell!


Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by an angel.
Well, Bill," said angel, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows, I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "Well thanks, angel. What's the difference between the two?" :?:

angel said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. :shock:

"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

angel replied, "Let's go!"

and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as attractive as Hell.

Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment :roll: and rendered his decision.

"angel, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire", said angel.

Two weeks later, angel decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked angel.

Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?":evil:

"Oh THAT?!" said angel. "That was the Screen Saver." 8)

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