Revenge of the spider!!

chris2511 · Post by **chris2511** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:43 pm

Yesterday i was driving on a highway, when suddenly a frigen huge spider appeared on my windscreen, so i pushed it off with my windscreen wipers, but i forgot the window was open and in it came, and attacked my steering wheel, and i nearly crashed, then i flicked it out the window with some paper. I thought that was the last i saw of it, then today driving to work i felt something on the back of my head!!!! It was the spider back for revenge, and i grabbed it and threw it down onto the passenger seat, pulled over and killed it with my Melways

I thought id share this very off topic story with you guys lol, just watch off for those bloody spiders!!

ChRiS.

lanos2001 · Post by **lanos2001** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:49 pm

i remember one time i was in my friends truck and we were just cruisin with the windows down when all of a sudden this huge ass grasshopper about 4 inches long just flew in the truck. we didn't know what the hell it was. we peeled into a parking lot and almost flipped the truck. tok us like 30 minutes to find the little f*cker. man people in the diner we pulled into were lookin at us like we were crazy b/c we just came to a screeching halt and jumped out all freaked out and stuff.

nick

chris2511 · Post by **chris2511** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:52 pm

If that grasshopper thing happened to me id think its a wasp!! Their frigen huge!!

lanos2001 · Post by **lanos2001** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:05 pm

yeah exactly. we weren't sure what the hell it was. all we saw was something just fly in making a huge ass buzzing sound.

nick

chris2511 · Post by **chris2511** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:07 pm

Lol bugs need to be blasted off the face of the earth!!

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:50 pm

this is why i drive with all my widows up all year, i also drive with my side view mirrors 'cause pedestrians get stuck on them all the time.

MMamdouh

kinkyllama · Post by **kinkyllama** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:13 pm

I had a humming bird fly into my car once.. oh man. Im suprised I didnt cause a 50 car pill up. I dont think i've ever been so scared in my life.

Then I've had a bird fly and hit me in the face while riding my bike.

lanos2001 · Post by **lanos2001** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:18 pm

Then I've had a bird fly and hit me in the face while riding my bike.

man i really hope you were wearing a helmet.

another time i was just goin down the road and a bird hit my drivers sid side view mirror. freakin guts went everywhere. and i wasn't even goin that fast. luckily my window was only cracked. then like a few months down the line i notice that there was still a smear of blood and a feather hanging off of my antenna.

nick

delphis · Post by **delphis** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:11 pm

I once had a bee fly into my car and slam innto my arm and die, luckily his stinger wasn't pointing towards me.

kinkyllama · Post by **kinkyllama** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:11 pm

lanos2001 wrote:
man i really hope you were wearing a helmet.

another time i was just goin down the road and a bird hit my drivers sid side view mirror. freakin guts went everywhere. and i wasn't even goin that fast. luckily my window was only cracked. then like a few months down the line i notice that there was still a smear of blood and a feather hanging off of my antenna.

nick

JohnnyC · Post by **JohnnyC** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:39 pm

A long time ago I came in from a nice hard ride on my BMX bike. I walked into the kitchen and felt something on my leg. When I looked down there was the ass end of a fly sticking out of my leg. I about freaked out, how could that fly had bore it's way into my leg without me noticing until then!?!? I reached down to touch it and it fell to the floor.

Aparently, what happened was I was riding so fast that my leg hit the fly at the perfect angle where it's front half got smashed flat and it stuck to my leg. Needless to say, I was very relieved and slightly impressed with myself as well.

derost · Post by **derost** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:03 pm

One time I woke up with a bee in my blankets. Not a clue how it got there, but it started buzzing when it got stuck between my chest and the heavy quilt on my bed. I freaked out, clawing the blankets away and trying to launch myself out of the bed. Had a nice bee sting welt next to my nipple.

Isn't it odd that we are afraid of such tiny creatures? I mean, even elephants are afraid of mice and squirrels! I thought it was just a cartoon stereotype!

DomWoo · Post by **DomWoo** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:16 pm

my brother had a big ass CB antana on his truck and we were flying down a road with trees all around at about 9 pm. suddenly the CB antana hit the tail gate, but we thought it was just a low tree branch. the next morning we woke up and were going to go move a big desk in his truck and thats when we noticed a big ass owl sliced completly inhalf in the truck bed

then about a month ago i was sitting on my couch infront of a big window and a little birdy flew straight into it and died instantly. there was alittle blood and greasy spot where it hit.. it was the funniest thing i had seen in a while

cpd · Post by **cpd** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:20 pm

DomWoo wrote:then about a month ago i was sitting on my couch infront of a big window and a little birdy flew straight into it and died instantly. there was alittle blood and greasy spot where it hit.. it was the funniest thing i had seen in a while

HAHHAHA

I don't know what's funnier: The really laidback way you said that, or the fact that that happened to me a few years ago too...

SickDrift · Post by **SickDrift** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:03 pm

cpd wrote:
DomWoo wrote:then about a month ago i was sitting on my couch infront of a big window and a little birdy flew straight into it and died instantly. there was alittle blood and greasy spot where it hit.. it was the funniest thing i had seen in a while
HAHHAHA

I don't know what's funnier: The really laidback way you said that, or the fact that that happened to me a few years ago too...

Yeah, I havent had that happen to me yet, but I'm pretty sure it's the was he said it