was that written right above the crack of her ass as well?? :lmao:
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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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thats disgusting... but very funny 
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So...
*CENSORED* was hanging out in the cosmos with all the other *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* says, "You know, I'm kinda bored."
This other *CENSORED* asks, "So why don't you go on vacation?"
*CENSORED* replies, "Well... I wouldn't know where to go."
The other *CENSORED* asks, "Well how about Mars?"
*CENSORED* shakes his head and says, "No... It's cold, dusty, too red... Just really isn't my thing."
The other *CENSORED* thinks and asks, "Well... how about Venus then? Venus is nice!"
*CENSORED* says, "No... Acid rain, jagged rocks, very hot... again, really not my thing."
The other *CENSORED* scratches his chin for a moment and asks, "How about Earth?"
*CENSORED* says, "Hahah no way... Last time I went to Earth, I got a girl pregnant and they're still talking about it."
*CENSORED* was hanging out in the cosmos with all the other *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* says, "You know, I'm kinda bored."
This other *CENSORED* asks, "So why don't you go on vacation?"
*CENSORED* replies, "Well... I wouldn't know where to go."
The other *CENSORED* asks, "Well how about Mars?"
*CENSORED* shakes his head and says, "No... It's cold, dusty, too red... Just really isn't my thing."
The other *CENSORED* thinks and asks, "Well... how about Venus then? Venus is nice!"
*CENSORED* says, "No... Acid rain, jagged rocks, very hot... again, really not my thing."
The other *CENSORED* scratches his chin for a moment and asks, "How about Earth?"
*CENSORED* says, "Hahah no way... Last time I went to Earth, I got a girl pregnant and they're still talking about it."
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would you please keep God out of our joakes? 
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yes indeed but i my personal opinion i think things like God and phrophets and all should not be taken as a subject of humor... in the past 9 pages we managed to make people laugh their asses off without going into that road so i think we can continue doing it that way.
i just don't want to spark anything ugly as some members might find this offensive and start complaining about it.
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i just don't want to spark anything ugly as some members might find this offensive and start complaining about it.
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JohnnyC wrote:So...
*CENSORED* was hanging out in the cosmos with all the other *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* says, "You know, I'm kinda bored."
This other *CENSORED* asks, "So why don't you go on vacation?"
*CENSORED* replies, "Well... I wouldn't know where to go."
The other *CENSORED* asks, "Well how about Mars?"
*CENSORED* shakes his head and says, "No... It's cold, dusty, too red... Just really isn't my thing."
The other *CENSORED* thinks and asks, "Well... how about Venus then? Venus is nice!"
*CENSORED* says, "No... Acid rain, jagged rocks, very hot... again, really not my thing."
The other *CENSORED* scratches his chin for a moment and asks, "How about Earth?"
*CENSORED* says, "Hahah no way... Last time I went to Earth, I got a girl pregnant and they're still talking about it."
Now THAT is funny!!! hahahahaha
hehehe ... keeping *CENSORED* out of the jokes!
A man had two great tickets for the Football Cup final. as he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he says, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest porting event in the year, and not use it?"
He says, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married".
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral"
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"No", he says, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest porting event in the year, and not use it?"
He says, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married".
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral"
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