Just a few laughs!

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:52 am

Got BLAUPUNKIT Sound System??

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LMWURQLE

MMamdouh

vjx987 · Post by **vjx987** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:31 am

that is so funny hahahahaha... nice beat too

AcingTeam · Post by **AcingTeam** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:49 am

Some hilarious videos!! Watch all 6 of them! LOL

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=270

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=63

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=215

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=160

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=183

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=54

Audacity Racing · Post by **Audacity Racing** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:09 pm

A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks, the two went back to the tall woman's apartment.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."

"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes," said the midget.

The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed eight times.

"If you think was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

lanos2001 · Post by **lanos2001** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:19 pm

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:12 am

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly !"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"!It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot "

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT? "

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

MMamdouh

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:06 pm

i know i posted this before but i thought it should be here with the other posts... don't you thing this post deserve to be STICKY?? we all need a bit of a laugh every once and a while.

What's going on in the other car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I get the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

daftmajin · Post by **daftmajin** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:03 pm

LMFAO You forgot this one:

Scion xA/xB Forums
- - - Idiot driving a Toyota Echo drove by me today shouting, "Scions Suck!"

AcingTeam · Post by **AcingTeam** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:42 am

And forgot aboud the Daewoo forums....

Daewoo forums
- - -Exhausted looking for an exhaust!

cpd · Post by **cpd** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:08 pm

Owned.

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:36 pm

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/newphotos ... _001.shtml

MMamdouh

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:18 pm

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ....... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

MMamdouh

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:53 am

TYPES OF GIRLS

HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS
She forgets about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOWS GIRLS
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She makes horrible thing look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS
Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installsherself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

MMamdouh

daftmajin · Post by **daftmajin** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:56 am

Viruses LOL!

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:52 am

Bringing English to Senses

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords ntaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

MMamdouh