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Post by debo890 »

:shock: ho the humanity :shock:
i'll pray for you guys.
bless your souls.

p.s, i love all the ideas. keep them comming.
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Erfinder@PrecisionBoost wrote: Then videotape him as he gets into his car, turns on the ignition and BOOM, the plastic container lets out an earth shattering ball of fire four feet in diameter!!
Hmmm.... I wonder if they would call you a terrorist, ship you of to Cuba and torture you.

Then they might come up here and get me for telling you how to do it.

Ya.... on second thought don't do the exploding plastic container prank.... I'd hate to see you get arrested.

Up here the cops would proabably laugh and take notes on how to pull the prank on their buddies.
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Post by lanoswoo99 »

Erfinder@PrecisionBoost wrote::shock: You americans over react to everything!!!! :shock:



Why don't you make friends with him so you can discuss the issues he may have with you and your car. :)

Who knows.... maybe someone with a Daewoo ran over his puppy when he was a young boy. :(

Maybe he's gay and is frustrated that he can't let you know how he really feels about you :oops:

Maybe he just needs a hug. :wink:





If those don't work............... get a 1 gallon plastic container (like the ones you get paint thinner in) , drill a hole in the plastic cap , silicone in a spark plug into the hole, fill the container with Acetylene gas, carefully break into his car, pop the hood, remove the spark plug wire from one of the engine's spark plugs, attach a wire from the spark plug wire to the electrode on the spark plug mounted in the cap, then run a wire from battery ground to the outside of the plug on the container, hide it beside the passenger side of the vehicle, close the hood and lock up the car as if nobody had been there.

Then videotape him as he gets into his car, turns on the ignition and BOOM, the plastic container lets out an earth shattering ball of fire four feet in diameter!!.

When he gets out of the car be sure to do a close up on his pants so that you get the piss stains.... and then give out the video to all his friends.

By the way.... this is a harmless prank.... I've had it done to me.... but I saw the wires so I knew what was going on. ( I cranked it over with a finger in one ear and my shoulder against the other ear so that I didn't go deaf in the process )

It makes one hell of a loud boom.... it's like lighting off a 1/10 full 55 gallon drum of Aviation fuel (that's lots of fun too.... but you need to detonate remotely due to flying chunks of metal )

The plastic disinigrates into nothing.... the only evidence left over is the sparkplug and the wires.
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Post by Aneab »

LoL... You guys have some great ideas, remind me to never REALLY piss any of you off, and also when someone does something like that to me, i know where to come for ideas =D
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Get a big steel pipe.....wait for him at night outside his house and when he gets out of his car....Smack him in the head with the pipe, this should make it so you can do whatever you want to his car and he will never know what happened, then proceed to put him into his own car whille he is unconsious and spraypaint his windows black. He will wake up and not know where he is or what happened....lol sorry i just started making up random shit.....Ijust it could work though :lol:
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Post by lanos2001 »

kinda off topic but anyone see the movie "Outcold" when they put that drunk dude in the drivers seat and started to spin the car on the ice? thats a classic, they all started screaming like he fell asleep at the wheel and he just FREAKED!!!! it was awesome. :lol:


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Fill a balloon with brake fluid and throw it at his car and it will eat away the paint :twisted:
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Post by genie47 »

I think all these ideas are hilarious but i would never dare do something like that. Cars here costs so much. If I have the evidence, I'll just report to the authorities. I live in Singapore. You know what happened to the kid who spray painted a couple of cars. I'm sure that 4ss still have nightmares. :lol:
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Slammed wrote:Fill a balloon with brake fluid and throw it at his car and it will eat away the paint :twisted:
Doesn't it also eat the balloon?
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lanos2001 wrote:kinda off topic but anyone see the movie "Outcold" when they put that drunk dude in the drivers seat and started to spin the car on the ice? thats a classic, they all started screaming like he fell asleep at the wheel and he just FREAKED!!!! it was awesome. :lol:


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Post by Audacity Racing »

is that the movie with the ski resort? and like the one guy gets "himself" caught in the hot-tub?
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is that the movie with the ski resort? and like the one guy gets "himself" caught in the hot-tub?
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thought so :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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when i was younger i used to jam big iron nail infron of and behind all 4 tires so when the car owner moves in any direction he gets a full flat tires :twisted:

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Post by Brian5475E »

Do what I did to someone. get some 2 liter bottles. piss in them for a couple of days untill you fill them. then pour them into his gas take. You wouldn't believe how bad urine will crytsalize when mived with gas. his car will never run right.
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