Revenage....

asam · Post by **asam** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:47 pm

Hey,
I need to get back a dick who egged my woo. I need good ideas that piss him off but dont look like someones been messing with him. Just stuff to mess up his jetta but make it look like car problems.

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:55 pm

burn the damn thing... i am sure he will have trouble starting it in the morning :twisted:

MMamdouh

Audacity Racing · Post by **Audacity Racing** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:57 pm

buy a can of "GreatStuff" and plug his tail-pipe

GreatStuff is a chemical foam wich expands when in the presence of oxygen. you can get about a cubic foot for 5 dollars at lowes, homedepot, wal-mart, etc..

it's an insulation foam :twisted: :twisted:

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:10 am

1- dran all the engine oil.
2- add sugar to the fuel tank (not sure if that will work).
3- add karosen to the fuel tank.
4- drain the radiator.
5- shoce stick matches in the door locks (won't work if he has keyless entry).
6- super glue his door hadles so that they don't operate.

thinking of other nasty stuff...

MMamdouh

BosnianLanos · Post by **BosnianLanos** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:42 am

First of all, let me throw this out there. What straight male drives a Jetta, the ultimate of chick cars? (No offense to any Jetta owners here)

A funny thing would be to get him back the egg way, but simply replace egg with watermelon and go for it.

There are two things that I have done to people who have messed with me, and they never realized who it was that did it. Yes, extreme, but I don't get even, I get ahead.

1. Go to Autozone and get paint remover in a spray can. It will cause the car paint to bubble up and eventually flake off and disentigrate. It is used in body shops but will serve its purpose well for you. When he is away, spray a small metal inconspicuous part of his car that he won't notice for a few days. I chose passenger's side lower rear quarter panel. After like 20 minutes of driving, the sprayed paint will flake away leaving bare metal which will rust over in a day or two. He can't trace it to you, and it leaves a nice rust spot which you can laugh at every time he drives by.

2. Simply crawl under his car from the side and loosen the oil drain bolt. You can leave the oil to spill on the street or actually collect it in a catch pan. After sufficient oil has been released. Simply replace the plug and remove the oil (Or leave it) and walk away. If he catches it on time, good. If not, even better.

Yes, I agree, I am an evil person, but I get quite offended when people mess with me or with my friends in such a manner.

cpd · Post by **cpd** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:37 am

Brake fluid. Late at night, sneak up to his car, pour it all over the roof nice and quiet like, and then vamoose. Rather quietly.

I had someone do that to me. I'm waiting until he's forgotten about the incident then BOOM.

Audacity Racing · Post by **Audacity Racing** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:38 am

nice! i hadn't thought of that!

woo · Post by **woo** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:26 am

out parmisan cheese or fish oil in the air con pickups. Shame its not a convertable, because we bleached the roof of a girls Z3 at school

AcingTeam · Post by **AcingTeam** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:44 am

I say, let the air out of at least 2 tires (without damaging them). And I LOVE the paint remover idea!! LOL

vjx987 · Post by **vjx987** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:23 am

pure evil. that paint remover idea rocks ha ha ha.

MMamdouh · Post by **MMamdouh** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:42 pm

you guys are sick... even sicker than me

MMamdouh

KnightWalace · Post by **KnightWalace** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:38 pm

Write Cockmobile with the paint thinner.

kinkyllama · Post by **kinkyllama** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:51 pm

KnightWalace wrote:Write Cockmobile with the paint thinner.

x2 or write something else

Post by **PrecisionBoost** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:28 pm

You americans over react to everything!!!!

Why don't you make friends with him so you can discuss the issues he may have with you and your car.

Who knows.... maybe someone with a Daewoo ran over his puppy when he was a young boy.

Maybe he's gay and is frustrated that he can't let you know how he really feels about you

Maybe he just needs a hug.

If those don't work............... get a 1 gallon plastic container (like the ones you get paint thinner in) , drill a hole in the plastic cap , silicone in a spark plug into the hole, fill the container with Acetylene gas, carefully break into his car, pop the hood, remove the spark plug wire from one of the engine's spark plugs, attach a wire from the spark plug wire to the electrode on the spark plug mounted in the cap, then run a wire from battery ground to the outside of the plug on the container, hide it beside the passenger side of the vehicle, close the hood and lock up the car as if nobody had been there.

Then videotape him as he gets into his car, turns on the ignition and BOOM, the plastic container lets out an earth shattering ball of fire four feet in diameter!!.

When he gets out of the car be sure to do a close up on his pants so that you get the piss stains.... and then give out the video to all his friends.

By the way.... this is a harmless prank.... I've had it done to me.... but I saw the wires so I knew what was going on. ( I cranked it over with a finger in one ear and my shoulder against the other ear so that I didn't go deaf in the process )

It makes one hell of a loud boom.... it's like lighting off a 1/10 full 55 gallon drum of Aviation fuel (that's lots of fun too.... but you need to detonate remotely due to flying chunks of metal )

The plastic disinigrates into nothing.... the only evidence left over is the sparkplug and the wires.

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz · Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:48 pm

Get some safety wire or a wire coat hanger and wire a fish to the top of his muffler.

Everywhere he goes, he will smell like cooking fish. After a few days, his car will smell like rotten fish.

When I was in high school, we did that to someone, but instead of a fish, we used a dead opossum that ran out in front of my car that night. We stopped, my friend picked it up with a plastic bag over his hand, put it in a plastic bag then we drove to the house of the guy where we wired it to his muffler.

LOL ... it was great! on day 4 his car was stinking of rotten meat when everyone came out to the parking lot at the end of the day.