Backspin breaks(funny)

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Backspin breaks(funny)

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Bob's wife goes out to buy a car. The salesman says, I recommend this
one. She asks why. The salesman says, "Because it has hydraulic
backspin
brakes. Get in and I'll show you."

He drives the car 100 miles and hour toward a brick wall, and when he's
100 feet away he jams on the brakes. They stop a foot from the wall.
The
salesman says, "Do you smell that?" She takes a sniff and says,
"Uh-huh."
The salesman says proudly, "That's hydraulic backspin brakes."

That night when Bob gets home, his wife says, "Dear, I bought a car."
Bob asks, "How did you decide which kind to buy?" She says, "I bought
one
with hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I'll show you."

They get in, and she drives 100 miles an hour toward the same brick
wall.
When they are 100 feet away from it she jams on the brakes, and they
stop
one foot from the wall. She looks over at her husband and says. "Do you
smell that?"

Bob says, "I ought to! I'm sitting in it."
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Post by TheGreatAndPowerfulOz »

It is very funny, but why did you post the same joke mmamdouh posted allready?
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:It is very funny, but why did you post the same joke mmamdouh posted allready?
OOPs, yeah I did, It was something someone sent me at my daewootech.yahoo.group.
Sorry didn't notice.
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Post by MMamdouh »

bluesheepbrian wrote:
TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:It is very funny, but why did you post the same joke mmamdouh posted allready?
OOPs, yeah I did, It was something someone sent me at my daewootech.yahoo.group.
Sorry didn't notice.
that was me too :lol:

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