How girls are just like cars

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How girls are just like cars

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Ok.... a bunch of us at work were talking about stuff and I was mentioning that women are just like cars.

For example.... the sleek curvy exotic Lotus Esprit Turbo... very fast but if you don't know how to handle her your going to end up crashing.
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She's high priced and requires the best of everything (premium fuel) ...and she's allways in the garage for maintinence and takes forever to get fixed up even when your in a hurry to get somewhere.

It's unacceptable to get an Esprit dirty... so don't even think of taking her off road.

The lotus has a tight suspension and is really fun to drive on smooth city roads..... she's fast and dangerous... she likes to smoke her tires around other cars to show off.

But hit any kind of speed bump and the car will be a mess.... and it will cost you dearly to get if fixed up and back on the road.

For the most part the Lotus Elan is not very usefull with just two seats and almost zero trunk space....but it makes a great second car when your tired of you "daily driver"
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So women can be described as Cars and Minivans while men are like Trucks and SUV's.

There are some exceptions..... some women might be like an ELCamino which is neither car or truck.... and some men might be like the Infinity FX45 which is more car like than SUV.

Most guys are like trucks.... speedbumps don't bother a truck... drive it any way you want and it will get you from point A to point B.

A truck can drive around messy and covered in mud and it's considered acceptable...

A truck has a big engine and can pull stuborn cars out of the ditch when they get stuck.

Trucks need constant re-fueling and require more gas than a small car.
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So which vehicle would you use to describe your girlfriend (or wife)???
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Erfinder wrote:So which vehicle would you use to describe your girlfriend (or wife)???
Like the car that is still in the show room.
I don't have one, they're nice to look at, fun to test drive, and I don't have to worry about maintinence or upkeep. :D

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