THE OFFICIAL THREAD SO Daew0Leganza CAN TALK CRAP

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this is so damn funny.. if it wernt for you id be really really annoyied by him.. but instead i just know ill getta read about it when you post
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Daew0Leganza wrote:also converted to Full cold air intake and Type R ground wires from ebay
type R WOW holy shit, fucking wow there, damn, that TOTALY KILLS MY CUSTOM 3 4 GUAGE GROUNDING WIRES, oh owe is me, why did i ever try and do anything like LIVE around you when your so much GREATER than me omg!!!!!!!!! /scarcasm

oh i'm also surpised that you havent gotten ban on here yet, the toyota forum i'm on there isnt a chance in hell you be around for more than 2 days and every thread you start talking that crap would of gotten locked in 3 hours.
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Daew0Leganza wrote:
AcingTeam wrote:
Daew0Leganza wrote:1st of all... the leganza has flowmaster 40 series muffler
2nd... theres no wing on the leganza
3rd... will be puchasin those r and g 1.6 drop springs christmas maybe
4th theres no Type R theres GTR on the leganza
5th... theres 4 angel rings with 40k MCD bulbs on 220ohm resistors
6th... the leganza has 2 rear 80W RMS pioneer speakers from ebay
7th... the leganza has 1 double din with CD 80W RMS x 4 channel
8th... could be upgrading to 80W rms front speakers
9th... removed the projectors because its better off
10th... the performance X Mod 2.0 has come... will be installing later on friday with the Denso U Plugs when the bosch o2 sensor and fuel filters r rdy...
1st... there's no r and g springs for Leganza (there's B & G)
2nd... GTR emblem on a Daewoo is not cool at all
3rd... Angel eye projectors that you took out are complete bull crap
4th... Your sound system sucks (your favorite phrase)
5th... Your performance chip will not do anything but destroy your ECU
someone pulled 0 to 60 from 9 to 7 with the performance x mod
not angel eye projectors but angel rings
the stock projector glass was removed so it would be cooler

1st yes with it in the trash and a turbo on the car
2nd OOHHHH rings with a RESISTOR ON IT holy CRAP A FRICKING RESISTOR!!!!!! that reminds me when my friend mom called me to ask this tv says it has NTSC tuner built in what does that mean
3rd so your saying you took off the PLASTIC sheld and then when water hit the glass projector it cracked?
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Daew0Leganza wrote:how can u bring up this stuff from the past and make fun of me on front of all these people...
he works part time at the CIA so he gets access to all that stuff.

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Post by SickDrift »

Oh Lordy, Lordy!

Will this series be available in both hardback and paperback?

This is by far the best thread I have ever had the privilege of reading.

Keep it commin!


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SickDrift wrote:Oh Lordy, Lordy!

Will this series be available in both hardback and paperback?

This is by far the best thread I have ever had the privilege of reading.

Keep it commin!


Rice Forever! :lol:



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OK

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I say do more if he gets banned... cuz then it'll just be funny. Otherwise your probably just feeding him the attention he want and getting more stuff started.
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Everyone says to stop putting stupid shit on this site and then look at this...
http://www.daewootech.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4922
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kan u say me wich will give moor turbo power???!?omg!

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hey daftmajin... more sources for your documentary:
http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/dae ... uery=antdx

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i personally like this reply from damian077_2000 on the yahoo group:
http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/dae ... sage/10660

it reads as follows:

Hayden Jordan <damian007_2000@yahoo.com> wrote:
>i almost never write hear anymore guys, sorry about
>that...I am usually really busy just trying to keep up
>with daewootech.com, anyways..wuz up to all you guys
>who still remember me....anyways..I was reading
>through posts and just felted motivated to right this:
>
>ANTdX316=
>You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag
>of filth. As
>they
>say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a
>boot with
>instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore
>that won't go away.
>I
>would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
>You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a
>spineless little
>worm
>deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You
>are a jerk, a cad,
>a
>weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are
>a stench, a
>revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
>You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant
>dwarf smeared
>richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your
>alleged birth
>into this world. An insensate, blinking calf,
>meaningful to nobody,
>abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who
>sired you and
>then killed themselves in recognition of what they had
>done.
>
>I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging
>to the same
>species
>as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I
>barf at the very
>thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper
>cut. Lepers avoid
>you.
>Remember guys this is all that ANtdx316 wishes he
>could be.
>You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a
>weed, a fungus,
>the
>dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
>Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material
>before attempting to
>impress us with your insight. The evidence that you
>are a nincompoop
>will still be available to readers, but they will be
>able to access it
>more rapidly.
>
>You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk
>pick you up, drive
>its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid
>set you loose to
>fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the
>frothy pink
>shame
>of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy,
>convulsing nausea
>of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
>You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are
>grimy, squalid,
>nasty
>and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a
>fool, an ignoramus.
>Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex
>with you. You are
>unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost
>in a land that
>reality forgot.
>
>And what meaning do you expect your delusional
>self-important
>statements
>of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us?
>What fantasy do
>you
>hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
>tantrums would have
>more
>weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning
>rabidly in a circle,
>waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
>You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are
>ridiculous and
>obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech.
>You are a living
>emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and
>senile. You are a
>disease,
>you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat
>slapper.
>
>On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of
>drool. You are
>deficient
>in all that lends character. You have the personality
>of wallpaper. You
>are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
>You are the source
>of
>all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
>wherever you go.
>
>You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod.
>Bugger off, pillock.
>You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john.
>You clouted
>boggish
>foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
>gormless
>crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole
>ponce. You
>cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
>pisshead cockup
>pratting
>naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb.
>You dread-bolted
>fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
>You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
>You are
>degenerate,
>noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing
>you exist. I
>despise
>everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
>I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean
>rock-hard
>stupid.
>Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it
>goes way beyond
>the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
>stupid. You are
>trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on
>itself so far
>that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten
>so dense that no
>intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot
>mid-day sun on
>Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second
>than our entire
>galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing
>has to be a troll.
>Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.
>Perhaps this is some
>primordial fragment from the original big bang of
>stupid. Some pure
>essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
>as to be beyond
>the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't
>go on. This is
>an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not
>hear from me
>again
>for a while. I don't have enough strength left to
>deride your ignorant
>questions and half baked comments about unimportant
>trivia, or any of
>the rest of this drivel. Duh.
>The only thing worse than your logic is your manners.
>I have snipped
>away most of what you wrote, because, well... it
>didn't really say
>anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative
>flame was pitiful.
>I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults
>among a load of
>babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life,
>after you have
>learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will
>have more success.
>True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us
>"normal" people take
>for granted that everyone has an easy time of
>mastering. But we
>sometimes
>forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
>world who find these
>things more difficult. If I had known that this was
>your case then I
>would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have
>been "right".
>Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
>the best of luck
>in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be
>placing such a
>demand on you.
>P.S.:
>You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent,
>vengeful, cowardly,
>deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome,
>despicable, belligerent,
>opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
>fascistic, bigoted,
>racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
>brain-damaged,
>imbecilic,
>insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
>self-righteous, byzantine,
>conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous,
>bilious, splenetic,
>spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful,
>destructive, dumb,
>evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow,
>manipulative,
>paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous,
>unethical, cultic,
>diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive,
>malignant, deceptive,
>dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring,
>plantigrade, grim,
>unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive,
>aggressive,
>mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant,
>self-destructive, abusive,
>socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally
>Not Good.
>
>(yes, I'm done now)
>and yes this goes for ANTY--get a freaking life BRo!
>
>Ok, I am spent....L8rs guys.

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i tried to read it all but i was just in aw :shock:


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in aw :?: :roll:

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sorry i'm full after eating a steak right now. just got off of lunch. i was actually too lazy. i got to the part where he was starting to sound british buy calling him a wanker or something.


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