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One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in "your" son's closet."


He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"


Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think we should spank him."
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lmfao! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Oldie but a goodie. :D

I have been thinking about getting a little leather flag for my car and the bumper sticker that says, "Bondage is knot for everyone" or "Some days it does not pay to gnaw through the ropes in the morning". :wink:

edited because a long ass weekend and little sleep, LOL
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I woold not mind being spankd' :twisted:
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Spanking, ouch. That is still punishment for me so as far as I am concerned it 'tis better to give than the receive. :twisted:
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ooh baby, I'd like that :twisted:
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