A boot to the head

Post by **PrecisionBoost** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:26 am

I need some money to finish all my projects.

I'm selling a boot to the head for $100, the cost of a plane ticket to your location, three nights accomidation and lots of beer. (it works better if your drunk)

Just send me an airline ticket and your $100 and I will be on your doorstep in as little as 24 hours

Just to show I'm trying to give a good deal I'm including the first 20 insults for free (after that they are $1.99 each)

For an extra $50 and a box of saran wrap I will upgrade this package to "a boot in the ass"
( the saran wrap is to protect my foot against nasty viruses and disease )

lanos2001 · Post by **lanos2001** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:42 am

i can piss of the bouncers at the local club for free and get my ass whooped.

glad you offered though. never know someone might need it or want it

pm sent

nick

CHNDROSE · Post by **CHNDROSE** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:17 pm

I tend to get my ass beat for free too, but then ya know how it goes... "sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me"........

:twisted:

woo · Post by **woo** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:13 pm

CHNDROSE wrote:I tend to get my ass beat for free too, but then ya know how it goes... "sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me"........

:twisted:

well.....if thats what floats your boat.....call me

mocpac · Post by **mocpac** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:18 pm

sorry I cant use paypal to pay you so I will check in the nearest getto here. They have a promo -the full crew for one insult-. And I can use my healtcare card....

after

CHNDROSE · Post by **CHNDROSE** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:12 pm

woo wrote: well.....if thats what floats your boat.....call me

LOL. Now if you were stateside AND female....

And to everyone else, let's have this part of the topic calmly die off with this reply. I do not want to cause any issues on the board.

mocpac · Post by **mocpac** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:27 pm

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CHNDROSE · Post by **CHNDROSE** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:01 pm

OK, I waited long enough.

Was the topic inspired, in any way, by the Dr Demento karate skit?

Post by **PrecisionBoost** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:43 am

Dr Demento Karate skit??

Nope... I don't even know where that's from.... sorta sounds familiar.

I was bored one night and Classifieds was the last area I was going through so I decided to throw this in here just for fun.

Perhaps it doesn't really belong here but hey you never know.... someone might be demented enough to take me up on the offer.

I like your signature by the way.... it's a very interesting saying.... did you come up with it??

CHNDROSE · Post by **CHNDROSE** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:36 am

Thanks and no, I did not. It is actually from Lisner's Dawn. And what kind of world do we live in where everyone is not aware of Dr Demento?

http://www.drdemento.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot_to_the_head

Be sure to listen to the MP3.

Post by **PrecisionBoost** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:10 pm

Nope.... I have never heard of this "Dr. Demento" guy.

That skit was from a Canadian Comedy show called Four on the Floor ( one of my electronics tech's walked in while I was playing the MP3 and immmediatly recognized it )